This is me, wishing you a Merry Winter Break!

So, this morning, I was rushing to school, laden with presents and candy canes and pretzels, you know, because it's Christmas. comma. 

Anyway, we all wore our pajamas because we were going to do a whole Polar Express thing. It's been super snowy here, so I wore my boots and then brought slippers to change into.

So I'm standing in my classroom, shaking off my boots, really unladylike, and next thing I know the principal walks in. So I was like,

"Hi! I'm just um... changing into my slippers. (pause). I'm sorry, this is really awkward."

And he said,

"Ok, Mr. Rogers."

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!! 

I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!