How To: Get Blog Famous (10 Ways To....)

I've just been thinking lately that I really should kick this blog up a notch. I've noticed that blogging in its natural form is getting kind of been-there-done-that. In order to get noticed, we really have to make sure we stand out. A big way to do this is to suck people in by LYING to them. I know. I always thought honesty was the best policy, but I have discovered that it's not. It's a hard cold blog eat blog world we live in. We have to get our clickety clacking fingertips dirty if we want to make it, ladies. (I would say gentlemen, but it seems like gentlemen are already really good at this in blog land.) Without further ado! I present to you, BLOG TITLES THAT LIE TO GET NOTICED.

Here are just some ideas you can use when you really want to get more hits.

1. "Why I Don't Like My Husband" - this blog post would actually be about you loving your husband.
2. "21 Reasons to Not Have Kids" - ends with a really lovely paragraph about how having kids is actually really worthwhile.
3. "My Favorite Recipe..." - for nothing food related.
4. "You'll Never Guess What My Husband Did!" - don't worry, he did something nice, of course! It should also probably be something perfectly normal.
5. "Why I'll Never Be the Perfect Wife" - really good way to backhandedly compliment yourself on all your great qualities.
6. "10 Reasons to Never Get Married" - marriage posts are always really popular. just make stuff up.
7. "Why I've Decided to Stop Blogging" - you've really decided to blog MORE, just with more heart behind it.
8. "Why I Don't Believe in People" - make this one really controversial by being really negative about human kind. Any publicity is good publicity.
9. "9 Ways Your Life Could Be Better" - only give 8.
10. "24 Things To Do Before 25" - make sure these are extra generic.

So, I mean, these are just some ideas to get your mind rolling. I know we can do it guys, if we just give in and start tricking everyone into reading our blogs, we can make it big!

this is a picture of me and Alex's arm (in his favorite shirt.) I don't know when or why it was taken. But every good blogger has a picture in every post. So there you go.

p.s. you know this is sarcastic, right?
p.p.s. in one month it will be the end of February and then we're that much closer to Spring! (It sounded better in my head.)