Hello everyone! And welcome to p.s. my name is Madeline. Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. If you are wearing open toed shoes, feel free to slip them off, otherwise you might lose them. Before we take off, I would like to direct you to the right hand side of your screen. Please notice a new addition entitled "What do you want to hear about in my 100th post?" The title should be self explanatory, but for those of you who just learned to read (yes, I mean you) this means you get to pick what I'm going to write about in my 100th blog. Don't believe me? Think I have my fingers crossed behind my back? Please refer to my post on November 3, 2010, where I explain that I can't lie. I've listed some extremely bland topics for you to pick from, and whichever one gets the most votes, I will write about. "But Madeline," some will argue, "those topics are extremely bland!" Well, to these misinformed people, I will say, "Nonsense, at least three of these topics are things I would never write about unless forced." So I encourage you to vote for the topic you most desire! And if yours doesn't win, feel free to ask me about it, in person, after the ride. Please pull your handle bars down, and fasten your seatbelts. buh bye now.
p.s. I just realized I have a lot of unnecessary shoes.
No shoes are truly unnecessary. One can always find a reason or occasion for any pair of shoes.
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