a little funny for your friday

Well hello there! It's been a while since I've done this, and I had like... one person mention it to me a month or so ago, and since this week has been filled with a plethora of fourth grade conversation gold, I thought... why not? Let's get on the good ole internet and blog the heck out of this.

Conversations from the Week:

K: Whose picture is this? It's really good! It's so cute!
B: That's Will's picture.
K: (wrinkles nose) oh... I was just saying that to be nice.

D: I feel sick.
Me: Why?
D: Because of something Bryce said about Emma.
Me: (worried) oh... what did he say?
D: I can't repeat it... and anyway, I have a GIRLFRIEND.

KR: Hi Miss Newhouse.
Me: Hi.
KR: My nose hurts and I'm not sure why.
Me: I'm sorry... I'm not sure why either.
KR: (stares)

T: Miss Newhoussssssseeeee my arrmmmmmm hurttsssssss
Me: I'm sorry, what would you like me to do about it?
T: I don't KNOW.
Me: Ok. Do you need some sympathy?
T: What's that?
Me: (touches her hand.) OH I AM SO SORRY THIS HAS HAPPENED TO YOU! THAT MUST BE SO TERRIBLE! I CAN'T IMAGINE HOW YOU MUST FEEL RIGHT NOW!
T: Ugh, no. I do not need that.

S: Miss Newhouse, I do my homework!
Me: Actually, I just checked it and you forgot to do your math.
S: (waves homework in my face) I DID IT!
Me: No, I checked and you didn't, and now you have filled it out with wrong answers and you're trying to lie to me about it.
S: I NEED A STAMP!

KJ: (blows nose for the thousandth time)
KR: Don't you think you're kind of using a lot of tissues?

Te: Guess what Miss Newhouse??
Me: What?
Te: Will taught me a song to sing to Lillie.
Me: Wow, how exciting!
Te: It goes like this, "Easy come, easy go, that's just.... umm.."
W: (runs out of no where with a major ganster pose, singing gallantly) Easy come! Easy go! That's just how you live! Oh! Take Take Take it all, but you never give! (dances across the room) Should have known, you were trouble, from the first kiss...!"

p.s. i picked up my WEDDING DRESS yesterday. just saying.