A Celebrity in Your Midst

Not to brag or anything, but today I was famous. Several people stopped me in passing to mention it. I just have to thank my friend Jessica Sweat for getting me in the right place at the right time. Apparently if you join up with The Statesman people and randomly paint the street with them, they'll dedicate the newspaper to you! If you want my autograph, all you have to do is ask. (picture me taking a bow.)

p.s. I'm not a real lifeguard.